Jogging shoes?

Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store.


While trying on a basic pair of jogging shoe, he noticed a minor feature and asked the clerk about it.


%26quot;What%26#039;s this little pocket thing here on the side for?%26quot;


%26quot;Oh, that%26#039;s to carry spare change so you can call your wife to come pick you up when you%26#039;ve jogged too far.%26quot;

Jogging shoes?
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Reply:Talking of small change,I remember a obese patient franticaly calling his doctor from 1000 Km away,he said %26quot;Dr U said jog 10 Km each day,I have done it for 100 days,can I head back home?%26quot;


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Reply:lol...nice one....star* for you.....ENJOY!
Reply:Hohohhooo..lol
Reply:nice one...
Reply:lol.. i wish i had shoes with a pocket on the side...
Reply:HA HA cute one!!!





Michael Johnson, the Olympic gold medal runner, was on his way to a club with some friends.


At the door, the bouncer turned to him and said:


%26quot;Sorry, mate, you can%26#039;t come in here — no denim.%26quot;


Michael was quite annoyed at this and retorted:


%26quot;Don%26#039;t you know who I am? I%26#039;m Michael Johnson.%26quot;


%26quot;Then it won%26#039;t take you long to run home and change, will it?%26quot; replied the bouncer.
Reply:I need a good pair of jogging shoes........
Reply:Not humerous. The guy should be carry change in his purse/trousers and not in his running shoes.



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